I am just a baby.

big bullies D:

Friday, November 20, 2009, 1:24 AM

Hi, I am just a baby.

Big bully Evil Blueberry threw me into cubbie (the cupboard/wardrobe in master's room) and closed the door on me. It was so dark and I was so scared T_T *brrrrrrrrrr*

I am only a baby... why do that to me?

Big bully rilarila forced me to wear his ugly crown D:

I am only a baby... why do that to me?

They are all big bullies. They like to bully cute babies like me D:

*weeps pitifully*

who's that?

Friday, November 6, 2009, 6:20 AM

Hi, I am just a baby.

Hey, what's that green thing lying on the bed?

Wow it looks like me, a cute baby turtle.

Oh, it's tubbie. He's fast asleep.

Awwwwww...

what i do when i am bored

Thursday, October 29, 2009, 1:07 PM

Hi, I am just a baby.

When I am bored, I laze around. I read in baby books that turtles swim to the surface of the big blue sea and find big gigantic rocks near the shore. Then they lounge on the rock. I'm not sure why they do that. Maybe to sun tan?

Anyway, I decided to try it out myself. But because I'm just a baby and not allowed out of the house, i had to try it indoors. I figured the room light was just as big and shining as the sun, it will do. As for rock, I found something that looks like it and climbed up.

Ahhhhhhh life's so relaxing...

Lately I have also been watching some cartoons. Babies watch cartoons! South park is my new addiction.

Next entry, I will introduce you to my favourite south park characters ^_^

My low quality clone

Saturday, October 24, 2009, 1:30 PM

Hi, I am just a baby.

The Evil Blueberry has recently bought a lookalike of me from minitoons. His name is tubbie and he looks really silly just like me.

Everyone meet tubbie.

He is of really low quality though. His fur is of bad quality and his head is not proportionate and not symmetrical. I am still the cutest baby!

I pity tubbie though. He is treated as a substitute of me by The Evil Blueberry.

When I grow up, I am going to be supertortie and save tubbie from the evil clutches of The Evil Blueberry.

I will be a brave baby.

new friends!

Saturday, September 26, 2009, 6:36 PM

Hi, I am just a baby.

I met new babies! They are baby teeth! ickle and Lardee! I am so excited. Milk teeth babies!

(psssst... I secretly think Lardee is cuter. But don't let ickle know! Or he'll be sad)

Here's a sneak preview of them.

Do visit them at www.mymilktoof.blogspot.com They are lovely babies, just like me!

Oh and do watch out for my relative, Mister plastic-turtle-filled-with-sand. He has a cameo appearance in the entry "ickle and Lardee's grand adventure part II"

Credits: inhae/mymilktoof@bs [inhae's copyright, all inhae's rights reserved]

*tortie patpats his own head telling himself he is a good baby to leave credits*

abandoned baby

Tuesday, September 22, 2009, 10:56 PM

Hi, I am just a baby.

I accompany master bro while he does his projects. I watch attentively hoping to learn more. I am clever and knowlegeable. Good baby i am.

Sadly he does not appreciate it. Maybe I would leave master bro and return to master.

Today I went to spca to complain that master bro abandoned me. But they rejected my complaint as they said I'm a soft toy, not an animal. I was very sad. On my way out, I saw a dog and I thought it was my friend doggo. But he barked fiercely at me. I was so shocked that I fell down.

I am a sad baby ):

mamy poko

Friday, September 4, 2009, 10:34 PM

Hi, I am just a baby.

Master bro introduced me to a new friend several months ago. His name is mamy poko. And his tagline is "mamy poko 穿了会让你开心". Although I do not understand what the chinese portion means, I imagined it to be something cute since mamy poko is so cute.

And after we became great friends, mamy poko commented that I am very cute too! I am so happy. Then poko told me he's filming a new commercial for the diapers endorsed by him. He said he wants to look cuter than ever, so I suggested that he incorporate a tortie theme into the nice advertisement. Poko likes me a lot as I am cute, and he likes my idea too! Poko was very excited and quickly called the producers to tell them my idea.

And now few months later today, comes the finished product.

Tortie squeaks: Mamy poko pants! size M!!!!!

So kawaii!

the great tortie

Sunday, August 16, 2009, 2:40 AM

Hi, I am just a baby.

But don't belittle me. Because I am a great tortie.

See this?

This is a road marker at east coast park. It shows that me tortie own a part of ecp! The is a section that is labelled after me.

I am the great tortie. I will make history in time to come *tries to keep a serious face to look very important*

i have a chinese name!

Sunday, August 2, 2009, 10:16 PM

Hi, I am just a baby.

I have a chinese name! Master bro gave me one. He pronounces it as wu gui di di. I was a very hardworking baby. I researched on the computer with my teeny weensy hands and learnt how to write wu gui in chinese characters.

That's my chinese name. Written in my favourite colour--green.

My big bro megatie is 乌龟哥哥. I am 乌龟tie tie. tortie the tie. yayyay.

I am a smart baby.

I am a good baby

Thursday, July 30, 2009, 10:23 PM

Hi, I am just a baby.

Rilakkuma is my best friend. We share the good and bad and everything.

We sleep together with my big bro megatie.

I sleep a lot. More than master bro. Earlier than master bro. Auntie says I am a good baby.

Yes, I am a good baby :)

tortie the braggart

Friday, July 24, 2009, 12:13 AM

Hi, I am just a baby. And today I am posting to tell you that I am a very talented baby.

I am a baby who dances really well!

I am such a cute baby!

And let me tell you a secret. I am tortimus prime who has come to earth to save mankind from destruction.

I am a hero!

quiz quiz!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009, 12:01 AM

Hi, I am just a baby.

Yanshen tagged me to do this quiz. Yay yay!

1: Besides your lips , where is your favourite spot to get kissed?
I don't have lips =( I only have a smiling mouth =)

2: How do you feel when you woke up this morning?
I didn't wake up this morning.

3: Who was the last person you took a photo with?
A necktie. Just took it today. Here's the photo.

4: Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
No. Definitely not. I'm a good baby.

5: Would you ever donate blood?
I dun have blood. I can only donate cotton wool.

6: Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
Yes. Master Bro. He is opposite sex??!!

7: Do you want someone dead?
No. I am a kind baby.

8:What does your last text message say?
I dun have a hp. If I do, it will probably say "Hi cutie"

9:What are you thinking of right now?
I am thinking that I am just a baby.

10: Do you wish someone was with you right now?
Yes. Booboo.

11: What time did you go to sleep last night?
I can't keep track. I sleep most of the time.

12: Where did you buy the T-shirt you are wearing now?
I don't wear anything =(

13: Is someone on your mind right now?
Yes. Bun bun.

14: Who was the last person to text you?
I already said i don't have a hp. Why do you keep asking =(

Sabo 7 PEOPLE TAGGED TO DO THIS QUIZ :
1.Bearly
2.Rilakkuma
3.Megatie
4.Boo boo
5.Doggo
6.Bun Bun
7.Curry boy

15: Who is 2 having a relationship with?
Me.

16: Is 3 a male or a female?
Male. He's my big bro.

17: If 7 and 1 get together will that be a good thing?
O_O No. Curry boy has a girlfriend already, curry girl. And Bearly is the great ruler of Softtoy land. He does not engage in BGR.

18: What is Number 3 studying about?
How to decrease to tortie's size.

20: Is Number 4 single?
Do bolsters have such a thing as marital status like single/married?

21: Say something about Number 2.
He does not like Renfred.

22: What do you think about Number 5 and 6 being together
Dog and rabbit. Mix blood can?

tortie the murderer

Wednesday, March 25, 2009, 4:20 AM

Hi, I am just a baby.

I tried to kill rilarila. hehehehehehs.

I am scared of storms

Monday, March 23, 2009, 1:00 AM

Hi, I am just a baby.

Thursday I was a good tortie sitting quietly while Master Brother and his friend Ashley was playing dota.

The Happy Blueberry said that I am an exceptionally good tortie. It is not easy for me to be quiet. I usually squeal a lot.

Saturday it rained heavily. There were loud noises and sharp bolts of light. I was trembling so hard. *brrrrrrrrrr* I stuffed my head as closely to yanshen's bolster as i could.

Thankfully my big bro is there to comfort me (:

my lovely family and friends

Wednesday, March 18, 2009, 1:12 AM

Hi, I am just a baby.

These are the Soft Toys that have been abducted by The Evil Blueberry to her hideout, The Jurong West Dungeon of Non-Cuties. From left to right, Curry Boy, Curry Girl, Bun Bun and Uncle Bee.

The Evil Blueberry even made usamomo bunnies into slippers for herself to wear. She is really very evil. ~brrrrrrrr~ *tortie trembles in fear*

Master Bro says Bun Bun looks really ugly because her mouth is at same level wih her eyes. So he calls her Ugly Bunny. Bun Bun is quite upset about it. But ever since Master Bro changed to calling her U.B.U.B., short for Ugly Bunny, she is quite pleased because she thinks it sounds cute and doesn't know it is an initialism of an insult to her.

Hence, Bun Bun has been put on probation due to her good behaviour (for being less cute as Master Bro said, and The Evil Blueberry likes non-cuties)and is working in Subway selling delicious cookies that I always love to buy from her.

Here's a close-up of her.

The Evil Blueberry tries to make Bun Bun look sad.

And here is me playing with Rilakkuma in his happier times. He is still greatly traumatised after Renfred's attempt at murder and so refuses to let me take a photo of him.

Last but not least, I had a good hearty talk with my big bro megatie today. I am a happy tortie.

The Big Mystery

Monday, March 16, 2009, 9:05 PM

Hi I am updating today because something big happened. My blogskin changed and it was a huge matter that was reported in the newspaper. Below is an extract of the article from Soft Toy Land's best-selling newspaper.

The Cutie Times

A big mystery has occurred in Soft Toy Land! Tortie's blogskin was changed. But nobody knows who changed it. Below are the statements taken by the Soft Toy Land matah after interrogating the three main suspects: The Evil Blueberry, Bun Bun and Tortie.

The Evil Blueberry says,

"I have helped to change tortie's blogskin because yanshen doesn't like the torto one, and yanrun doesn't like the apple one. So 麻烦."

Bun Bun says,

"I have helped to change tortie's blogskin to this one because the three cuties above have tortie's eyes and my mouth. I think they look really cute!"

Note: refer to Appendix for the supporting evidence Bun Bun included in her submission of testimony.

Tortie says,

"I have changed my blogskin myself to remind The Evil Blueberry to watch what she eats to slim down cos she is chubby."

Now who do you believe??? Please comment on tagboard.

Written by B.B.I. Law, Soft Toy Land's most renowned journalist.

Short biography of journalist:
B.B.I. Law, also known as Bearly's Brother-In-Law, is married to Bearly's sister. They stay together in Study Room, top right hand cupboard door, door hinge. He is a journalist with The Cutie Times. He also has a passion for writing thriller/suspense children books. His books, which are read by children the world over in Soft Toy Land, include the best-selling The Mysterious Disappearance of Curry Boy and Curry Girl and his latest contribution, The Attempted Murder of Rilakkuma. When he is not busy writing articles and novels, he enjoys hanging on the hinge, and hanging on the hinge with his wife. B.B.I. Law has not died yet.

Appendix 1.1:

Tortie's eyes

Appendix 1.2:

Bun Bun's mouth

murder

Saturday, March 14, 2009, 1:42 AM

Hi, I am just a baby.

Today I am scared *trembles in fear* Master bro's friend took my friend rilakkuma and flung him out of the window and smash him against the window pane. T.T

*sobs uncontrollably*

Here's the scene of crime.

(tortie too traumatised, forgets to end the entry, trembles and runs to master bro's bed and hugs booboo tight tight)

Master Bro is Sick !

Thursday, March 12, 2009, 8:44 AM

Hi, I am just a baby. I have not blog for a long time cause I sleep most of the time and seldom take photo. I like living at my master brother house got I like to sniff and hug his boo boo. But he is sick and I dun wan to get infected. Since I have decided to shift back to megatie house, I thought I update my blog.

Thinking of how to escape from the infected YR!

He he, I went to stay at Megatie house~

new friend

Saturday, February 7, 2009, 9:11 PM

The girl who comes to my house often brought me a new companion.

His name is rilakkuma and I think he is cute!

But I'm cuter!

Sunday, February 1, 2009, 11:58 PM

i made a new friend. He looks almost exactly like me and my big bro megaty.

Everyone meet sandy tortie =)

But I worry he is eaten up by the oceans already =(

Saturday, January 31, 2009, 11:34 PM

Hi everyone, I'm tortie. I'm a baby, and I'm a cutie. Nice to meet you.

This is a photo of me and my friends.

Can you spot me? It's not hard (hint: the cutest one)

big bullies D:

Friday, November 20, 2009, 1:24 AM

Big bully rilarila forced me to wear his ugly crown D:

I am only a baby... why do that to me?

They are all big bullies. They like to bully cute babies like me D:

*weeps pitifully*

who's that?

Friday, November 6, 2009, 6:20 AM

Hi, I am just a baby.

Hey, what's that green thing lying on the bed?

Wow it looks like me, a cute baby turtle.

Oh, it's tubbie. He's fast asleep.

Awwwwww...

what i do when i am bored

Thursday, October 29, 2009, 1:07 PM

Lately I have also been watching some cartoons. Babies watch cartoons! South park is my new addiction.

Next entry, I will introduce you to my favourite south park characters ^_^

My low quality clone

Saturday, October 24, 2009, 1:30 PM

Hi, I am just a baby.

The Evil Blueberry has recently bought a lookalike of me from minitoons. His name is tubbie and he looks really silly just like me.

new friends!

Saturday, September 26, 2009, 6:36 PM

abandoned baby

Tuesday, September 22, 2009, 10:56 PM

Hi, I am just a baby.

mamy poko

Friday, September 4, 2009, 10:34 PM

Tortie squeaks: Mamy poko pants! size M!!!!!

So kawaii!

the great tortie

Sunday, August 16, 2009, 2:40 AM

Hi, I am just a baby.

But don't belittle me. Because I am a great tortie.

See this?

i have a chinese name!

Sunday, August 2, 2009, 10:16 PM

That's my chinese name. Written in my favourite colour--green.

My big bro megatie is 乌龟哥哥. I am 乌龟tie tie. tortie the tie. yayyay.

I am a smart baby.

I am a good baby

Thursday, July 30, 2009, 10:23 PM

Hi, I am just a baby.

Rilakkuma is my best friend. We share the good and bad and everything.

We sleep together with my big bro megatie.

I sleep a lot. More than master bro. Earlier than master bro. Auntie says I am a good baby.

Yes, I am a good baby :)

tortie the braggart

Friday, July 24, 2009, 12:13 AM

Hi, I am just a baby. And today I am posting to tell you that I am a very talented baby.

I am a baby who dances really well!

I am such a cute baby!

And let me tell you a secret. I am tortimus prime who has come to earth to save mankind from destruction.

I am a hero!

quiz quiz!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009, 12:01 AM

tortie the murderer

Wednesday, March 25, 2009, 4:20 AM

Hi, I am just a baby.

I tried to kill rilarila. hehehehehehs.

I am scared of storms

Monday, March 23, 2009, 1:00 AM

Hi, I am just a baby.

Thursday I was a good tortie sitting quietly while Master Brother and his friend Ashley was playing dota.

Thankfully my big bro is there to comfort me (:

my lovely family and friends

Wednesday, March 18, 2009, 1:12 AM

The Evil Blueberry even made usamomo bunnies into slippers for herself to wear. She is really very evil. ~brrrrrrrr~ *tortie trembles in fear*

The Evil Blueberry tries to make Bun Bun look sad.

And here is me playing with Rilakkuma in his happier times. He is still greatly traumatised after Renfred's attempt at murder and so refuses to let me take a photo of him.

Last but not least, I had a good hearty talk with my big bro megatie today. I am a happy tortie.

The Big Mystery

Monday, March 16, 2009, 9:05 PM

Appendix 1.2:

Bun Bun's mouth

murder

Saturday, March 14, 2009, 1:42 AM

(tortie too traumatised, forgets to end the entry, trembles and runs to master bro's bed and hugs booboo tight tight)

Master Bro is Sick !

Thursday, March 12, 2009, 8:44 AM

Thinking of how to escape from the infected YR!

He he, I went to stay at Megatie house~

new friend

Saturday, February 7, 2009, 9:11 PM

The girl who comes to my house often brought me a new companion.

His name is rilakkuma and I think he is cute!

But I'm cuter!

Sunday, February 1, 2009, 11:58 PM

i made a new friend. He looks almost exactly like me and my big bro megaty.

Everyone meet sandy tortie =)

But I worry he is eaten up by the oceans already =(

Saturday, January 31, 2009, 11:34 PM

Hi everyone, I'm tortie. I'm a baby, and I'm a cutie. Nice to meet you.

This is a photo of me and my friends.

Can you spot me? It's not hard (hint: the cutest one)

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